I've been waiting
I've been waiting for this moment all my life
But it's not quite right

And this 'real'
It's impossible if possible
At who's blind word
So clear but so unheard

I've been waiting
I've been waiting for this silence all night long
It's just a matter of time

To appear sad
With the same 'ol decent lazy eye
Fixed to rest on you
Aim free and so untrue

Everyone's so intimately rearranged
Everyone can focus clearly with such shine

Everyone's so intimately rearranged
Everyone can focus clearly with such shine

Locked and loaded
Still the same 'ol decent lazy eye
Straight through your gaze
That's why I said I relate
I said we relate
It's so fun to relate

It's the room the sun and the sky
The room the sun and the sky

I've been waiting
I've been waiting for this moment...

http://survivingtheworld.net/Recitation17.html

Simple.

I would keep a go-pack (cause a go-bag is too small for a shot gun) so that I can activate my survival plan ASAP. It would contain:

Semi-auto shotgun, twin berettas, ample shells and rounds for both. Several Cans of Non-perishables - two weeks worth of peanut butter, tunafish, etc. 6 pack of bottled water. Matches, one of those log thingies, lighters, knives and a reusable water filter. For macgyver moments I would also have in there flares, fuses, rope, string and a quart of oil (cause slick zombies are slow zombies! and also flameable).

Anywho... those are just preparations and have nothing to do with the actual plan- so here goes.

I would have to locate one of the many small groves of trees in the middle of corn fields in indiana. I would secretly build a fort with a good view of the surrounding area. I would stock this treehouse with lots of food and water. Also, a good scoped rifle to take out any zombies who think I'd make a good snack. And I'd stay here....until.......uh....probably until I ran out of food. By then I'd be able to steal some sort of large or armored truck....maybe a fuel truck and head for northern Canada avoiding high population areas as much as possible with the hope that perhaps the corpsicles of the zombies heatless bodies would start falling over and shattering. Find a quiet cabin and befriend a happy Canadian person or crazed woodman who could prove to be just as dangerous.

Either way, that is my zombie survival plan. Not the most detailed one, but it isn't one that involves using annoying friends or old people as bait either. BTW, feel free to join me... make sure you ask where the secret hideout is and have your go-bag ready!

Whew... lots going on and lots not really going on... ever.

Work keeps me fairly busy. I carpool with the woman-person a couple units down from me. Kinda scary, cause we don't always talk much... but it is working well and I'm technically using half the gas. Along the lines of work I've been working on a new homepage design that will use a lot fewer resources and hopefully load much faster - which i find uber-exciting! My CSS (layout and styling file) that was over 1300 or 1400 lines long is now only 1022. This will be the one file to rule them all shortly!!! MWUAHAHAHA! Needless to say, I find that exciting. More exciting that the member login script I need to write for a certain other department that will remain unnamed... women.

Those of you I've talked to might know that I've had a roommate this summer... others of you know that I might want to kill said roommate. I have a running tally of things that have broken in the duration of his stay and my patience being greatly tested of late. If I find my microwave drenched in hotdog juice again, I will be retaliating. I already have to buy a new futon frame, new speakers (so i can use my home theater without the receiver shorting out every 5 minutes), a new sharp-serrated-knife among other stuff that I'll probably just have to live with - but I digress.

For good news, my lease is running up... and I am looking forward to living by myself in the near future when roommate is either dead or back at college. As a perk for renewing before the end of August the complex is offering me 2 out of the following: carpet cleaning; ceiling fan; accent wall (with 3 colors to choose from!); or some sort of bathroom fixture... sink or something. I'm excited about this! :)

Lunch soon, going out with Greg the archivist. I'm starving already!

OH! I had my car broken into a few weeks ago!! That was exciting. Mine and the roomie's. They smashed his window but my car is fine... just missing a stereo, my favorite CDs (THEY SHALL DIE!!!), a little old 12 volt air compressor my dad had given me, and the 2.25 ton floor jack i happened to have in the trunk. Needless to say, I now have an alarm installed on my car and also have a kick-ass stereo. I can hook my 500gb external harddrive to it and work. Yay for having more than enough music, all the time.

For now... that is about it.

Oh yeah, and KEEP BEING AWESOME! *cheesy thumbs up*

P.S. Scott Pilgrim is an amazing comic... if you've ever wondered what it would be like if video games and movies and shtuff leaked into your everyday boring life - this is it.

F***.

I need a new computer before I lose my mind - but first, a job.

Which is lucky cause things are lookin' in that area and I might have a job at a place with full benefits very soon. In sebring ohio. Hooray! That would just be incredible. ^.^

Please pray for me peoples.

I love you all! Thank you 8D